F*CK :)
11/02/2011 Leave a comment
Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word f*ck. It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.
In language, ‘f*ck’ falls into many grammatical categories.
It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John f*cked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was f*cked by John). It can be an action verb (John really gives a f*ck), a passive verb (Mary really doesn’t give a f*ck), an adverb (Mary is f*cking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific f*ck).
It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is f*cking beautiful) or an interjection (f*ck! I’m late for my date with Mary). It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, f*ck she’s also stupid). As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word ‘f*ck’. Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations…
Greetings “How the f*ck are ya?”
Fraud “I got f*cked by the car dealer.”
Resignation “Oh, f*ck it!”
Trouble “I guess I’m f*cked now.”
Aggression “f*ck YOU!”
Disgust “f*ck me.”
Confusion “What the f*ck…….?”
Difficulty “I don’t understand this f*cking business!”
Despair “f*cked again…”
Pleasure “I couldn’t be f*cking happier.”
Displeasure “What the f*ck is going on here?”
Lost “Where the f*ck are we.”
Disbelief “UNf*ckING BELIEVABLE!”
Retaliation “Up your f*cking ass!”
Denial “I didn’t f*cking do it.”
Perplexity “I know f*ck all about it.”
Apathy “Who really gives a f*ck, anyhow?”
Greetings “How the f*ck are ya?”
Suspicion “Who the f*ck are you?”
Panic “Let’s get the f*ck out of here.”
Directions “f*ck off.”
Disbelief “How the f*ck did you do that?”
It can be used in an anatomical description “He’s a f*cking asshole.”
It can be used to tell time “It’s five f*cking thirty.”
It can be used in business”How did I wind up with this f*cking job?”
It can be maternal “Mother f*cker.”
It can be political “f*ck Al Gore!”
It has also been used by many notable people throughout history…
“What the f*ck was that?”
Mayor of Hiroshima
“Where the f*ck is all this water coming from?”
Captain of the Titanic
“That’s not a real f*cking gun.”
John Lennon
“Who’s gonna f*cking find out?”
Richard Nixon
“Heads are going to f*cking roll.”
Anne Boleyn
“Let the f*cking woman drive.”
Commander of Space Shuttle
“What f*cking map?”
“Challenger,” Mark Thatcher
“Any f*cking idiot could understand that.”
Albert Einstein
“It does so f*cking look like her!”
Picasso
“How the f*ck did you work that out?”
Pythagoras
“You want what on the f*cking ceiling?”
Michaelangelo
“f*ck a duck.”
Walt Disney
“Why?- Because its f*cking there!”
Edmund Hilary
“I don’t suppose its gonna f*cking rain?”
Joan of Arc
“Scattered f*cking showers my ass.”
Noah
“I need this parade like I need a f*cking hole in my head.”
John F. Kennedy
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